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My Pizza in China Had Moving Toppings – Also My Most Disliked Video Ever
This is the short video from when I went to China and ordered pizza, and the top was moving when it came out. It's also the story of how this was the most disliked thing I've ever shared.
When Karma Made Me Pay $51 to My Kid For Trying to Dupe Him
This is the story of how I just tried to dupe my kid in the name of teaching him a valuable lesson, and instead karma got me good. Karma got me $51 good...
How Much Wood Could Chucky & Woody the Woodchucks Chuck?
Whew. It took me three full days to write and memorize this whole thing, and then only about 80 or so takes to get it (close to) flawless. So now the questions is... Can you keep up?
Here’s My Tinder Profile – It’s Definitely Fair That You Roast Me
I had a little good-natured fun sharing the awesome profiles I've seen on Tinder. And turn-about is fair play. Here is my profile. Go ahead and roast me.
It Seems the World’s Been Waiting for the Bed My Dad Invented
It's surreal to watch your own dad chase his dream for decades, lose almost everything repeatedly, and finally achieve insane success. His Purple mattress is taking the world by storm, and I couldn't ...
My 24 Favorite Tinder Screenshots From My 3 Years on Tinder
I've been saving my favorite Tinder screenshots for 3 years now, and I think it's time I start sharing some of the hilarious and awesome ones with all of you.
Neil Young - Hitchhiker (2017) FLAC (image + .cue)
Thulsa Doom – A Keen Eye For The Obvious (2017)
Silhouette – The World Is Flat & Other Alternative Facts (2017)
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